DaYa : Khun Boat mein hua hai Sir,
mujhe toh Magarmach pe Shaq hai,
ACP : Mein senior hun Daya,
Coat pehnna toh sirf mera haq hai!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 2)
This is a continuation to the on-going CID case :
Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 1)
ACP (ungli hilaate hue..) : Ho na ho..yeh ball me hi kuch gadbad hai. Daya, Abhijeet... jao aur is umpire se pata lagao ki ball ki itni dhulaye hui to hui kaise ??!
...to be continued (talash jaari rahegi!)
Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 1)
ACP (ungli hilaate hue..) : Ho na ho..yeh ball me hi kuch gadbad hai. Daya, Abhijeet... jao aur is umpire se pata lagao ki ball ki itni dhulaye hui to hui kaise ??!
ACP: abhijeet jaldi paata lagao.......
Abhijeet : sir maine vo ball dr. tarika ko de diya hai.........
ACP (Annkhe ghumate hue..) : Tarika huh?...
Abhijeet : sir maine vo ball dr. tarika ko de diya hai.........
ACP (Annkhe ghumate hue..) : Tarika huh?...
Abhijeet : sir mujhe lagta hai ki in 200 runs ke peeche kisi badi gang ka haath ho sakta hai..
ACP : iske piche kon mastermind hai?
Fredricks : Sir, shak to anjali pe jata hai...
ACP : Sachin ke finger prints lekar aao.. Dr. Saluke usse zaroor kuch pata kar lenge.. (Pradyuman mann hi mann hansate hue..)
Fredricks takes out a pen frm his pocket...
Fredricks : "ye leejiye sir.."
ACP : "ye kya hai?"
Fredricks : "sir... Sachin sir Renolds se likhta hai.. meri wife bhi issi pen se likhti hai..."
Fredricks : Sir, shak to anjali pe jata hai...
ACP : Sachin ke finger prints lekar aao.. Dr. Saluke usse zaroor kuch pata kar lenge.. (Pradyuman mann hi mann hansate hue..)
Fredricks takes out a pen frm his pocket...
Fredricks : "ye leejiye sir.."
ACP : "ye kya hai?"
Fredricks : "sir... Sachin sir Renolds se likhta hai.. meri wife bhi issi pen se likhti hai..."
...to be continued (talash jaari rahegi!)
Friday, March 12, 2010
..aur Daya ne uska Darwaja bhi Tod Diya .....
Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....
aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....
ACP to khooni : ab puri zindagi sadte rehna jail me....
Another Manohar one ....
Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ...
Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ......
jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat , Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 1)
ACP : Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??...Kuch samaj mey nahi aa raha Abhijeet!
Abhijeet to Stadium watchman : Tu uss din kahan tha jab Sachin ne 200 banaye? haaein?!.
Daya : Sir yeh stadium ka Darwaza toh locked hai!
ACP : Daya,... Darwaaza tod do!
मनोहर कहानियो की प्रस्तावना
Welcome to ACP Pradyuman ki Manohar Kahaniya. Most of you must be following their "Jurm ke khilaf 12 saal " religiously. And in the mean course you must be hearing these dialogues of our beloved ACP Pradyuman saab.....
"Daya, yeh aise nahi batayega...isse bureau le chalo....!!"
"ACP-(rolling his fingers) Toh lash gai kahan????????"
'Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!!"
and the most awesome one is ....
"DAYA, Darwaza Tod Do....!!"
Well , Sometimes these dialogues sounds so funny that , Me (Vaibhav K.) and my friend Ajinkya Kale decided to start a blog on this. We will be posting some of the hilarious situations , dialogues , jokes, images , expressions of the CID characters and loads of funny observations. Lets first start with some funny interesting observations about the soap.
Some episode of C.I.D. starts with a member of the team describing the events of a crime, which is followed by the crime being occurred, and the C.I.D being called out to interrogate the case. Occasionally, while the crime is being committed, the team is usually having fun in the bureau; such as playing chess, talking about Cricket, or picking on Inspector Fredericks for his actions. The show assumes that in the city of Mumbai, police does not exist and for any crime the C.I.D. is directly contacted. The C.I.D. team then goes to the crime scene, and starts their search for evidence. Actually the CID is called by the Mumbai Police when a crime is too complex to solve using local police station based resources, or when cross-jurisdictional issues are involved. Additionally the CID team has the best equipped forensic pathology lab, and the latest in computerized equipment, and ballistic tests machines. They also are directly linked to the National Fingerprint database and to Interpol's international crime database. Hence their added value in the series. They always believe in one statement: "Every criminal always leaves something behind".
They search the setting until they find something, even the smallest thing, such as a strand of hair. The body, if it is a murder case, is taken to the forensic lab, where Dr. salunkhe and his assistant study the body. Dr. Salunkhe tells interesting thing on how the person may have died. He may have been stabbed by a knife, but he may be killed by poison. The C.I.D. team interrogates all the witnesses. After a lot of hard work, which involves lot of driving, running around and Inspector Daya breaking at least one door in each episode, the C.I.D. team solves the case and catches the criminal.
Each episode ends with the C.I.D. members catching the criminal after some brief action with guns and a handful of punches and kicks (mostly delivered by Daya) and explaining the details of the crime. The criminal always denies the allegations till one of the C.I.D. member slaps him/her. In the next shot, he/she is seen to be sitting on a chair in the bureau and confessing everything while crying. Finally one of the officers (mostly the ACP) tells the criminal what likely punishment they will receive for this crime. Mostly, capital punishment is awarded to men criminals and life imprisonment to women except in a few episodes. Now in the newer episodes, a few women have been awarded capital punishment as well.
"Daya, yeh aise nahi batayega...isse bureau le chalo....!!"
"ACP-(rolling his fingers) Toh lash gai kahan????????"
'Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!!"
and the most awesome one is ....
"DAYA, Darwaza Tod Do....!!"
Well , Sometimes these dialogues sounds so funny that , Me (Vaibhav K.) and my friend Ajinkya Kale decided to start a blog on this. We will be posting some of the hilarious situations , dialogues , jokes, images , expressions of the CID characters and loads of funny observations. Lets first start with some funny interesting observations about the soap.
Some episode of C.I.D. starts with a member of the team describing the events of a crime, which is followed by the crime being occurred, and the C.I.D being called out to interrogate the case. Occasionally, while the crime is being committed, the team is usually having fun in the bureau; such as playing chess, talking about Cricket, or picking on Inspector Fredericks for his actions. The show assumes that in the city of Mumbai, police does not exist and for any crime the C.I.D. is directly contacted. The C.I.D. team then goes to the crime scene, and starts their search for evidence. Actually the CID is called by the Mumbai Police when a crime is too complex to solve using local police station based resources, or when cross-jurisdictional issues are involved. Additionally the CID team has the best equipped forensic pathology lab, and the latest in computerized equipment, and ballistic tests machines. They also are directly linked to the National Fingerprint database and to Interpol's international crime database. Hence their added value in the series. They always believe in one statement: "Every criminal always leaves something behind".
They search the setting until they find something, even the smallest thing, such as a strand of hair. The body, if it is a murder case, is taken to the forensic lab, where Dr. salunkhe and his assistant study the body. Dr. Salunkhe tells interesting thing on how the person may have died. He may have been stabbed by a knife, but he may be killed by poison. The C.I.D. team interrogates all the witnesses. After a lot of hard work, which involves lot of driving, running around and Inspector Daya breaking at least one door in each episode, the C.I.D. team solves the case and catches the criminal.
Each episode ends with the C.I.D. members catching the criminal after some brief action with guns and a handful of punches and kicks (mostly delivered by Daya) and explaining the details of the crime. The criminal always denies the allegations till one of the C.I.D. member slaps him/her. In the next shot, he/she is seen to be sitting on a chair in the bureau and confessing everything while crying. Finally one of the officers (mostly the ACP) tells the criminal what likely punishment they will receive for this crime. Mostly, capital punishment is awarded to men criminals and life imprisonment to women except in a few episodes. Now in the newer episodes, a few women have been awarded capital punishment as well.
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