Thursday, April 8, 2010
Dr.Salunkhe,"Boss..maine sab check kar liya hai..yeh kutto ki hi haddiyan hai.."
ACP,"Aur kuch? Yeh to hume pata tha.."
Dr.Salunkhe,"Lekin kya aap ko yeh maloom tha ki yeh kutte pehle maare gaye..phir inka khoon peeya gaya tha.."
ACP (from O-o to O-O),"Kya!??"
Dr.Salunkhe,"Haan ACP saab..inn kutto ki bones pe lage thode se flesh ko maine ANTD kiya to mujhe pata chala ki inka flesh bahut sukha hai..aur khoon bahut kam.."
Abhijeet,"Mujhe to kuch gadbad lag rahi hai Sir.."
ACP,"Haan..mujhe bhi..aur iss gadbad ka ilaaj sirf uss ladki ke paas hain.."
They go back to the house..a new door has been installed..
Abhijeet,"Daya..darwaza band hai!!"
Daya,"Naya darwza!! (Yippee!! Yay!! mann mein ladoo phut rahe hai)
Woman is standing dangerously with a gun in one hand and a dog in another..
Woman,"Aage mat aana nahi to main iss kutte ko maar doongi.."
Abhijeet,"Dekho..gun neeche rakho..hum baat karte hai."
Woman,"Nahi..jabse Sholay dekhi..tab se dekhna chahti thi kutte ka khoon ka kaisa hota hai..aaj jab main itne kutto ka khoon pee chuki ho..tab mujhe aadat si ho gayi.."
Daya,"Tum kutto ke khoon se addicted ho!!"
Woman,"Haan!! Main addicted hoon!!"
In the meantime Vivek appears from the window..grabs the gun and a fight ensues..
Abhijeet,"Batao..tumhara Dharam ji ke saath kya connection hai?"
Tasha,"nahi batayegi.." Slap!!
Woman,"ACP Sir..main hi Dharam hoon.."
ACP (again from O-o to O-O),"MY GAWD!!'
Daya (removing his hands from his pockets),"Tum Dharamendra ho!!"
Woman,"Haan..jab mujhe film nahi mil rahi thi..tab mere paas paise bhi nahi the..isiliye maine socha ki agar main ek khoobsurat ladki ban jaao to mujhe roles bhi milenge aur main kutte bhi kharid sakoongi kam price mein..isiliye maine face mask lagakar ladki banne ka naatak kiya.."
ACP,"Ab to tumhe faansi hogi faansi..aur woh bhi kutto ke khilaaf jurm karne ke liye..PETA tumhari khatiya khadi kar denge..ab jail mein baithke chuhoon ka khoon peena seekh lena..wohi milenge.."