The CID team reaches a restaurant
ACP(ungliyaan yahaan bhi ghoom rahi hain): Yeh restaurant hai toh yahaan khaana bhi zaroor milta hoga. Abhijeet, PATA LAGAO yahaan milta kya-kya hai.
Abhijeet: Khud pata laga le.
Daya(sabse pehle bol pada): 10 aloo ke paranthe makhan maar ke.
Abhijeet: Hainnn ? Myyyy Goddd !!
Daya: Saale yeh sab khaaunga nahi toh Darwaza kya tera baap todega.
Salunkhe: Main toh kissi bhi chemical ke saath 4 roti kha lunga. Haan khoon ki chatni bhi le aana.
ACP: Ohhhh ! Kuch toh gadbad hai.. Aaj Salunkhe Acid ke saath roti nahi kha raha.
Abhijeet: Aaj Suraag dhoondhte hue maine laash ki jeb mein padha laddoo kha liya tha. Mera pet toh full hai.
Fredricks: Sir, main kuch nahi lunga. Aaj biwi ke liye karwa chauth vrat rakha hai.
ACP(ungliyaan zor zor se hilti hui): Mere liye toh bas ek laash le aao.
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