Wednesday, March 31, 2010

CID taking on Sunny Paaji (part 3)



Daya and Tasha go to petshops..and finally see one at which a curly haired woman is saying no to all the dogs..(Vodafone ad)

Daya,"Madam..yeh aap kya kar rahi hai?"

Woman,"main? Sabzi kharid rahi hoon.."

Daya,"Heiiinnnnn.."

Woman,"Dogs ki dukaan mein dogs hi milenge na..waise aap kaun?"

Tasha,"Hum CID se hain.."

Woman,"C-C-C-C-CID!!"

Daya,"Haan.."

Woman finally selects a dog and goes (Vodafone ad)

Tasha,"Sir..aapko kuch ajeeb nahi laga?"

Daya,"Kya?"

Tasha,"Sir usne achche dogs reject kiye aur ek ganda curly dog leke gayi..."

Daya,"Chalo..uska peecha karte hai.."

They follow her to her house..she goes in..comes out and leaves..

Tasha,"Sir..woh to gayi ab hum uska ghar check kar sakte hai.."

Daya,"Chalo.."

Tasha,"Darwaza band hai...Sir.."

Daya,"To kya?"

SLAM!!
Daya and Tasha go in..and they immediately call Abhijeet..and tell him to come here..

Abhijeet enters the house..

Abhijeet,"MY GAWD!!"

Daya,"Main bhi yehi bolne wala tha..alekin yeh to tumhara dialogue hai.."

Abhijeet,"Itne saare kutto ki hadiyan.."

Daya,"Mujhe to lagta hai yeh ladki hi Dharam ke liye kutte laati hogi.."

Abhijeet,"Inhe Forensic lab le jaate hai.."

Thursday, March 25, 2010

CID taking on Sunny Paaji (part 2)


Daya : sir, mujhe lagta hai iske ghar pe raid marte hai...zaroor kutto ki haddiya milengi!

ACP : iske baap ko to hum baad mein dekhenge....pehle isse to nipat le!

Abhijeet : sach sach batao kyu mara tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko? haeinn?? mard hote hue ek aisi harkat karme ke tym pe tumhe sharam nahi aayi??

Sunny(shouting) : mard banne ka itna shock hai to kutton ka sahara laina chod de kutiya...doosron ka sahara woh leta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai

ACP : ohh my gawdd! ye aise nahi maanega...daya, isse apni bhaasha mein samjhao!

Daya comes forward and gives his one tight slap (PHATTTTT!!!)

Sunny(crying) : Haa, maine hi balwantraai ke kutte ko maara hai...

ACP : Kyu mara tumne usse itna be-rehmi se?

Sunny : Usne meri mercedes ke pichhe wale tyre pe susu kar di!!

ACP : my gawd! tumhe to umar kaid ki saza hogi....fir susu karte rehna jail mein!!

ACP,"Abhijeet ab hume isske papa ko doondhna hoga..aakhir isme unka bhi haath hai.."

Abhijeeet,"Yes Sir..kyonki Sunny to paagal ho gaya hai..sirf Tareeka pe Tareeka (ACP O-o)..mera matlab hai tareekh pe tareekh bol raha hai.."

ACP,"Abhijeet..yeh pyaar ka chakkar tum baad me khelo..pehle ek kaam karo..tum jaake Sunny ko interrogate karo..kuch to pata chalega..Daya,Tasha..tum petshop mein jaake check karo..ki koi aadmi zyaada kutte leke gaya hain kya.."

Abhijeet,"Lekin Sir..woh galli ki kutte bhi pakad sakte hain.."

ACP,"Hmmm..ho sakta hai..lekin galli ke kutto ko rabies ho sakta hai..woh gandhe ho sakte hai..aur Dharam ke paas itne paise bhi nahi honge ki woh kutte ko injection de.."

Fredericks,"Lekin Sir woh to filmstar hai!! Unki paas to bahut pasie hain..meri wife kehti hai ki main bhi superstar ban sakta hoon.."

ACP,"Haan Fredeericks..zaroor ban sakte ho..lekin iss case ke baad..aur Sunny..Dharam ne paanch saal mein ek bhi film nahi ki..to ho sakta hai..ki woh petshop jaake kutt kidnap karte ho..Vivek..tum jaake police records check karo..dekho kisine missing dogs ki report likhi hai kya.."

Monday, March 22, 2010

CID taking on Sunny Paaji




Sunny (shouting on the top of his voice) : aaaayyyyyyeeeeee!!!!!!...tum mujhe aise arrest nahi kar sakte, mujhe mere papa se baat karni hai!!

Abhijeet :
Papa se kyu baat karni hai??haeinnn??

Sunny : Tum shayad jaante nahi mere papa ko....kutto ka khoon peene mein expert hai!!

Fredrix : Sir, isse chhod do....mujhe to lagta hai iska baap vampire hai!!

ACP : chup raho fredrix nahi to naukri se haath dho baithoge......

Daya : Sach sach batao ki 29 taarikh ki raat ko tum kaha the??

Sunny : taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh....taarikh pe taarikh...main us taarikh ko apne farm house pe tha!!

Abhijeet : tumhari saari family sirf kutto ko hi target karti hai kya??...haeinnn?

Sunny : Zabaan sambhaalo....ye dhaai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padta hai, to aadmi uth ta nahi...uth jaata hai!!!

ACP : woh sab to thik hai, tumne balwantraai ke kutte ko mara....fir tumhara baap uska khoon pee gaya...kuch to gadbad zaroor hai!!

Monday, March 15, 2010

Coat

DaYa : Khun Boat mein hua hai Sir,
mujhe toh Magarmach pe Shaq hai,

ACP : Mein senior hun Daya,
Coat pehnna toh sirf mera haq hai!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 2)

This is a continuation to the on-going CID case :
Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 1)

ACP (ungli hilaate hue..) : Ho na ho..yeh ball me hi kuch gadbad hai. Daya, Abhijeet... jao aur is umpire se pata lagao ki ball ki itni dhulaye hui to hui kaise ??!

ACP: abhijeet jaldi paata lagao.......

Abhijeet : sir maine vo ball dr. tarika ko de diya hai.........

ACP (Annkhe ghumate hue..) : Tarika huh?...

Abhijeet : sir mujhe lagta hai ki in 200 runs ke peeche kisi badi gang ka haath ho sakta hai..

ACP : iske piche kon mastermind hai?

Fredricks : Sir, shak to anjali pe jata hai...
ACP : Sachin ke finger prints lekar aao.. Dr. Saluke usse zaroor kuch pata kar lenge.. (Pradyuman mann hi mann hansate hue..)

Fredricks takes out a pen frm his pocket...

Fredricks : "ye leejiye sir.."

ACP : "ye kya hai?"

Fredricks : "sir... Sachin sir Renolds se likhta hai.. meri wife bhi issi pen se likhti hai..."

...to be continued (talash jaari rahegi!)

Friday, March 12, 2010

..aur Daya ne uska Darwaja bhi Tod Diya .....


Aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

aaj maza nahi aaya sukhhi bhel me ....

ACP to khooni : ab puri zindagi sadte rehna jail me....




Another Manohar one ....



Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ...

Cid ne Sony se naata jod liya ......

jis room me mana raha tha abhijeet suhagraat , Daya ne uska darwaja bhi tod diya

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ?? (part 1)


ACP : Aakhir Sachin ne yeh 200 runs banaye toh banaye kahansey ??...Kuch samaj mey nahi aa raha Abhijeet! ..Daya, Abhijeet abhi ke abhi pata karo...Uss stadium mey baithe har ek aadmi se pooncho...ki agar yeh runs banaye toh banaye kaisey???


Abhijeet to Stadium watchman : Tu uss din kahan tha jab Sachin ne 200 banaye? haaein?!.

Daya : Sir yeh stadium ka Darwaza toh locked hai!

ACP : Daya,... Darwaaza tod do!

मनोहर कहानियो की प्रस्तावना

Welcome to ACP Pradyuman ki Manohar Kahaniya. Most of you must be following their "Jurm ke khilaf 12 saal " religiously. And in the mean course you must be hearing these dialogues of our beloved ACP Pradyuman saab.....

"Daya, yeh aise nahi batayega...isse bureau le chalo....!!"

"ACP-(rolling his fingers) Toh lash gai kahan????????"

'Daya, Abhijeet Pata Lagao, Koi na koi suraag toh jaroor milega!!!"

and the most awesome one is ....

"DAYA, Darwaza Tod Do....!!"

Well , Sometimes these dialogues sounds so funny that , Me (Vaibhav K.) and my friend Ajinkya Kale decided to start a blog on this. We will be posting some of the hilarious situations , dialogues , jokes, images , expressions of the CID characters and loads of funny observations. Lets first start with some funny interesting observations about the soap.

Some episode of C.I.D. starts with a member of the team describing the events of a crime, which is followed by the crime being occurred, and the C.I.D being called out to interrogate the case. Occasionally, while the crime is being committed, the team is usually having fun in the bureau; such as playing chess, talking about Cricket, or picking on Inspector Fredericks for his actions. The show assumes that in the city of Mumbai, police does not exist and for any crime the C.I.D. is directly contacted. The C.I.D. team then goes to the crime scene, and starts their search for evidence. Actually the CID is called by the Mumbai Police when a crime is too complex to solve using local police station based resources, or when cross-jurisdictional issues are involved. Additionally the CID team has the best equipped forensic pathology lab, and the latest in computerized equipment, and ballistic tests machines. They also are directly linked to the National Fingerprint database and to Interpol's international crime database. Hence their added value in the series. They always believe in one statement: "Every criminal always leaves something behind".

They search the setting until they find something, even the smallest thing, such as a strand of hair. The body, if it is a murder case, is taken to the forensic lab, where Dr. salunkhe and his assistant study the body. Dr. Salunkhe tells interesting thing on how the person may have died. He may have been stabbed by a knife, but he may be killed by poison. The C.I.D. team interrogates all the witnesses. After a lot of hard work, which involves lot of driving, running around and Inspector Daya breaking at least one door in each episode, the C.I.D. team solves the case and catches the criminal.

Each episode ends with the C.I.D. members catching the criminal after some brief action with guns and a handful of punches and kicks (mostly delivered by Daya) and explaining the details of the crime. The criminal always denies the allegations till one of the C.I.D. member slaps him/her. In the next shot, he/she is seen to be sitting on a chair in the bureau and confessing everything while crying. Finally one of the officers (mostly the ACP) tells the criminal what likely punishment they will receive for this crime. Mostly, capital punishment is awarded to men criminals and life imprisonment to women except in a few episodes. Now in the newer episodes, a few women have been awarded capital punishment as well.